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  • PC chair soft papers. I also have a cum backet and its always shamelessly filled to the top. I dont care about making my cum disappear I masturbate often and I admit to it to anyone if he or she asks me.

  • As for cumming I dont have any fantasies related to it so I just care about not spoiling my bed. I use some cloth to protect the blankets and then simply wash it (find it a waste to use paper tissues for that purpose). Because I do my own laundry thats not a big deal (besides my wife does not care either if she does the laundry).

  • In my room. By my bed. On my knees. Legs spread as far as possible. Cumrag(old t-shirt) partly tucked in between mattress hanging down to catch the cum. Im usually reading erotica or watching a porn on my laptop which I place on the bed. When Im done I just ball up the cumrag and throw it in the closet. By the next time I jerk off the rag will be dry and stiff.

  • sitting on the can or in my room. If i dont feel like cumming in my trash bin (if i do i tie the bag and toss it a day or so later before it starts to stink) I just sit on the toilet and blast into the bowl. Its clean its quiet and at worst people will think you are just constipated when you are in there for a length of time.

  • Now Im starting to worry that I dont smell it because Ive gotten used it. My room is pretty small so there arent many places to hide it. I guess Ill have to throw it out when trash day comes around again.

  • Primary Fetishes: Love and passion(in any situation) looong foreplay Dominating females submitting to men (I would/have dominated men but my current bf is into mild femdom and Im not quite clear on what that means.)Oral giving and receiving with males and femalesguys making noise and talking name calling is good whether the names are good bad or just plain ugly I like it. Guys eating cum guys asses licking them touching them slapping them fingering them (preferably fresh out of the shower I can deal with it otherwise but I only really get turned on by freshly washed ass.) chocking slapping ass tits

  • Secondary Fetishes: Older men the sexy kind with fit bodies salt and pepper hair and a knowing look in their eyes.Wearing sexy clothes and lingerie especially stockings corsets (breasts out very tight) and leather. Im not really into feet I just think that NO erogenous zone should EVER be neglected.Ive had threesomes every way I can but with two men and I really think I would like it but only with two guys who are not wrapped up in not appearing gay and are more worried about giving and receiving the most pleasure possible. Sex in public ( I fantasized about having sex in the middle of a ring at a mma fight my boyfriend was Djing). So I guess Im a bit of an exhibitionist. Bragging about having good sex in detail having my bf brag about it especially to strangers.

  • I started masturbating through my clothes so no one would find out (I washed my own clothes from an early age) when I first began ejaculating. Interestingly this has developed into a fetish of mine. Even though I can spray it on the walls if I wanted to I still masturbate through my clothes.

  • When I was a young teen I would do it in bed every night and knew the quantity was too much to wipe on sheets or anything else. I was so afraid to be caught I started licking it up off my hand. I still do that sometimes. My gf loves to see that but then she would like to see me eat another guys cum too.

  • I masterbate every morning to get rid of the early morning hard-on cum on my chest and walk naked to the bathroom with it starting to run down and take a shower and then masterbate again. I masterbate in the bath shower toilet - Ive never thought of turning around.. will try that next time.. couch chair. I cum on anything just to see if someone will notice or smell it. Its fun if I know someone else is around me. I even tried (and succeeded) cumming when my roommate was sitting just two meters from me without him noticing. I prefer socks no spillage and I make sure to stretch them out a little the next morning before putting it in the washing so it doesnt become hard. (I dont always do my own washing). Having a white shirt is perfect when cumming in public places always an excuse that youve messed water or something on you....

  • I usually masturbate either in bed or at my computer chair. I cum on my chest and abs and clean up with a towel. If I dont want to deal with the mess Ill shoot on a towel into the toilet or in the shower.

  • I do masturbate every morning to get rid of the morning-wood. I usually masturbate while watching porn on my computer. Many variations of kinds of porn work with me but I also have my dislikes. I dont particularly like dealing with a mess so when I cum I usually do it in a plastic cup that I leave on top of my trashcan in my room or in a paper towel tissue etc. Ive never tasted my cum or shot it on my chest like the other posters I dont really see the point?

  • Am i frigid for only masturbating to my fantasies and only in bed? I sometimes do it under the shower but the flowing water distracts me so i end up taking so long that i lose interest. I always have a tshirt in my bed which i cum into and i wash it every second day.

  • i shot one off in the shower and it got stuck to my leg without realizing it. its interesting how when cum gets wet it looks and acts like a sticky booger. oh and i didnt realize it was still stuck to my leg until an hour later.

  • Its strange. I used to be something of a nympho masturbating in openly public areas like rooftops internet cafes and empty apartment buildings... but Ive since developed common fucking sense and only masturbate in my bed or alone in my room on the computer or in the bathroom when all else fails. And I cum well in my hand? Ive never ejaculated before so I never had anything to worry about in terms of cleaning up.

  • i usually masturbate on my bed lying on my back. when im close to orgasm i throw my legs over my head so that my penis is pointed towards my face and then i just cum to my mouth. it actually tastes pretty good :)

  • I usually always masturbate at my computer chair. Ive started placing a towel on the chair so I can pull my pants down or off so I have more freedom. I wrap a layer of tissues around my glans and ejaculate into that. I usually ejaculate with the character in whatever Im watching/reading. This can be in a video hentai anime doujinshi or just with random images.

  • I masturbate in my bedroom and usually ejaculate all over my stomach and chest. I wipe this off with toilet paper and keep it in a plastic bag. I now have a plastic bag full of semen stained toilet paper sitting in my room and Im too afraid of taking it to the garbage for fear that someone will notice it. I need a new system for sure. I usually jack off while thinking about foot fetish material or just using my imagination. Sure its nice to have pornography right there in front of you but its all the better when youre just using your mind. And as the old saying goes if youre not jerking off to porn you start thinking about people you know. This is true and I dont mind it at all.

  • I do this a few times then I steal a car (I use two different license plates both I steal as well obviously) and have a man that I employ drive it in front of my neighbors house. I sneak in my neighbors yard and grab the bucket and marathon run it into the back of the car where my man then drives me to the local landfill where I empty everything out.

  • i usually do it in the shower while shower is running so no one will hear me moaning. I mean I dont wanna get caught or anything and i dont have aa dildo or anything so i usually use my finger or my toothbrush

  • i usually like to either cum in my bed or in the shower. if its my bed then i have my laptop next to me and if im feely really horny and havent cummed in a few days ill cum in my mouth but usually its just on my chest which i wipe off with loo roll which i flush down the loo.

  • i have started wanking at work into other peoples cups. the kitchen is tiny and i share my office and the i t guys can see in so i take someones cup to the toilet and jack off and cum in it. i then dump it in the sink

  • Ive got a trash bin in my room and when I masturbate I usually sit in front of my computer wanking to whatever is interesting for the moment after one-two (or more) hours when I cum I usually get the trash bin place it partly under my desktop. Then I get a roll of toilet paper and make some stripes leading from the desktop to the basket making a toilet paper wall. Then I find the best porn of the night wank a lot and cum on the paper. If the cum snails out itll get into the trash bin instead.

  • Cleaning up is extremely easy. I remove the weights holding the paper wall in place and it fall down into the rubbish bin. Ill dry my hands with some toilet paper and then Im done. Just move the trash bin away from my computer and Ill return to whatever I was doing earlier.

  • The only problem with this is that if you dont throw away stuff that often youll end up with a trash bin consisting only of toilet paper and dried semen more or less. If you dont have a lid to the trash bin (which I dont) people could spot it quite easily unless youve been smart and put some normal trash on top of the wank trash. I usually dont bother very much with this and I kinda think that most of my family have figured out whats in my trash bin ^^;

  • i looked this up to see where most guys came? a girl asked me once and thought it was weird that i came on my stomach then wiped it up with whatever...i mean its my cum??? i dont usually plan it out like ohh ima masterbate and make a day of it with tissue stratgicly placed or a special sock/shirt or towel. when im in the mood i do it and naturally its pointed up so thats where it goes...never in my mouth! thats pretty gay. but thats yall. i see most of yall do prepare with something ready to cum in. it is wat it is i guess. lol im comfortable enough to not be scared or grossed out by my own seamen...

  • guy here. we really dont care where or how... luckily i dont have to resort to that often... my girl is always more than willing an were both still rather young an attractive so its all good... in between relationships... all the time... anywhere... shower bed car in a sock... ladyfriends panties they leave over... anything really...

  • @78... cuz im not quite sure how to refer to other people on this site yet... dude i dunno... really i could never get my own shit on me... i dont see how my girl can stand to swallow it... sticky nasty shit bro... especially in the shower... ehh just too messy.. couldnt let it touch me :) dont like how you have to manually rf captcha here...

  • my favorite thing to do is get high on meth and jack for hours and hours. when i get tired and finally shoot the wad I let it go into a pair of boxers/t-shirt/briefs that has 50-60 to several hundred dried loads. i also take Cobra Sexual Energy or something with Yohimbe in it so that it amps up my sperm production. The orgasm is so f-- intense.

  • I fold a 2meter long length of toilet paper into a neat thick rectangle. Place it on my bed and proceed to fuck it up and down humping the mattress. The tissue is there so I dont get a whole load of cum on the sheets because that stains and smells. About half of the cum comes in contact with my lower belly below my belly button. I then throw the toilet paper down the toilet clean my belly dick and piss.

  • How often? Several times a week ….just depends on how Im feeling ….horny tense (like I need to relax …I find jacking off is a great relaxer) or just for fun. Im one of those guys who can rip cumshots a good three to five feet (depending how high the white count is). I keep myself pretty fit working out to include doing kegel exercises ….keeps the pump in peak shape.

  • Where? Around the homestead Im pretty neat and tidy ….a washcloth in the shower a wad of paper towels or tissues acting as containment for my robust velocity. Mostly in deference to my wife so she doesnt find any remains to deal with …not to mention I think women (wives GFs) feel its an affront to them if their guy jacks off.

  • I travel a lot and on the road things are different. Most of the nice hotels I stay at have a full-length mirror of some kind in the room and I really enjoy using them as my backstop. I get to watch my pearlescent comets of cum rocketing freely from the end of my cock and splattering the mirror …just the anticipation of being able to cum freely gets me semi-hard. If there is no full-length mirror then I usually employ the one in the bathroom ….its just a little harder to clean up if I hose down the sink faucet while shooting for the mirror. Occasionally I have a room with a relatively private balcony and that is great; I blow my load off the balcony. I usually do this after I finish my running ….its real easy to slip my cock out my full-split running shorts and start stroking (did I mention I have some exhibitionist tendencies?) …plus my testosterone levels are up. It is an awesome sight (and an incredible turn on for me) as I watch my syrupy cumshots arc out over the railing and into space …falling and landing on what (or who) I could care less. Occasionally Ill need a little help falling asleep if I wake during the night …and what better relaxer than a little wank? I slip the covers off and (because I sleep in the buff) just start stroking trying my best to aim my cock so I dont spew in the bed. In the morning its always kinda fun to see where my spunk landed ….most of it is either crusted up or soaked into whatever furniture its landed on so getting rid of the evidence isnt as difficult as you might think.

  • Sorry if I grossed anyone out …well not really ….its your problem not mine. I enjoy my jerk off sessions: I really enjoy watching how far I can shoot; having the freedom to exercise some of my more ample masculine capabilities; and blowing my load without too much regard as to where it eventually lands. Its awesome.

  • I like to go to the top floor of a multi-storey car park and fire my spunk over the people below. I try to do it at peak hours so I have the best chance to hit someone. I piss on them too and crap over the side. I once hit a guy directly on the head with a shit he went insane so funny but he didnt catch me. I once cut my shit into smaller bits and tossed them over in one giant fling got a few hits there too. The car park I use has multiple exits so if someone tried to chase me I just watch which stairs they enter by and go down the stairs on the other side.

  • @86.... ima chick n holy shit tht reallly turned me on hehe=] lol nyways i like givin hand jobs them havin him cum on my 36 dd`s an have him lick it off an give it to me in a kiss=] im also like havin guys cm on me thn lickin it off =]

  • it may sound weird but my ex gf recommended it and its very clean..i rub up against an adult diaper..clean and easy to get rid off...hey dont knock it till uve tried it... but most of the time i do it in the shower

  • it may sound weird but my ex gf recommended it and its very clean..i rub up against an adult diaper..clean and easy to get rid off...hey dont knock it till uve tried it... but most of the time i do it in the shower

  • Usually sitting front of the computer watching porn if not there maybe on my bed with a magazine or just my own mental images. I have a blanket on my lap when I sit in front of the computer if no ones around I just have it on hand because as gay is it may sound I think most guys like the sight of their own hard dick not anyone elses lol but if I am worried I have it over my lap. I also carry my blanket around like Linus around the house guess thats kinda part of my cover so its not suspect I have the blanket. If I am watching porn I like to tease myself by not actually unzipping my pants till the girl in the video unzips the male actors pants so I sit in tortured anticipation during the stupid plot and the girl stripping and bending over and whatnot. Sometimes I use a tissue for the cum. Sometimes some of it gets on the blanket and honesly sometimes its just on my body kinda gross I guess but If its nighttime and I am doing nothing with nobody till after I take a shower in the morning whatever right lol.

  • I usually like doing it at my desk where my computer is so that I can read doujins or watch videos look at pictures etc. When Im sitting in my chair I like to be nude so as to make the experience more fulfilling. I sometimes use toys like masturbators accompanied with different types and mixtures of lube dildos cock rings or more. Since my chair is leather Ive found that lying down a beach towel first makes the experience less filthy. When everything is set into place (this rarely happens as masturbating is often spontaneous for me) Ill go at it and cum into my hand if Im not using a masturbator; Ill then go into the bathroom adjacent to my bedroom and wash it down the drain. Sometimes I dip my tongue in the cum and with the emotions I get from it the second it happens I decide if Im going to eat all of it.

  • I do enjoy masturbating on my bed while looking over at my computer screen as well. And sometimes Ill even bring my laptop onto the bed with me or even use my imagination (but rarely). When Im doing that I like to try and cum up onto my stomach and chest or my face if it reaches; really wherever I can. I think it primally fulfills a position for a mans cum other than that of a nuissance. Sort of like how porn stars often cum onto girls faces :P. I also masturbate in the bath tub. Ill bring my laptop into there along with a masturbator and some lube and go to town! I love this especially when Ive masturbated a lot that day (3-6 times) and feel like theres no way I could cum again. Ill wait a few hours drinking plenty of water and eating any fruit that I can find in the house. Then Ill setup my laptop by the tub and bring my masturbator with some thick vaseline. Ill turn on the hottest thing I can think of and have the time of my life. The orgasm an already strained pair of balls gives is so intense its unreal. I highly recommend it.

  • I usually masturbate at the computer. I have a laptop so I ususally do it in the bed or on the couch where I can relax. I usually cum in a towel or some tissues. The towel I wash and the tissues I flush. Sometimes I like to do it in front of the mirror to add to the sensation.

  • I masturbate while sitting in my chair and cum all over my hand which I then rub against my mouse and keyboard. I love the texture after a few months of sperm building up on my keyboard buttons. And if you rub it on the back side of your mouse it gives less friction.

  • Sometimes I cum all over my dog which always sleeps in my room. She usually doesnt notice it but if she does she just licks it up and does from time to time also lick my penis clean. A dog lick job haha.

  • I love to jerk off for hours and eventually get ready to come at which point I run into my mothers room and do it all over her and Im gone before she notices. Im 17 btw.

  • I masturbate in the bathroom with my fleshlight in the bedroom in the shower. One of current favourites is to lather my cock up in the shower at the gym then rub the entire length of it (and my balls) against the partition wall. Its even better if I do pull ups against it at the same time long and slow.

  • Mostly when I masturbate I dont let myself cum. I quite often have a load of precum though sometimes as much as a full load (about 5cc). Its really sexy to use this as extra lube and rub it into my cock. Sometimes Ill play with it in my mouth.

  • When I DO let myself cum Ill cum over my chest and tummy or into a tissue or into the wash basin or very occasionally Ill position myself so that I can cum straight into my mouth.

  • i regularly and with great duration masturbate in my livingroom. and infront of my computer located in my livingroom. i get completly naked as soon as i can. and masturbate for several hours. i cum every time. i have been seen by a parent over many years. and yes my parent has seen my ejaculation on many occations. i am married and my other half has gotten used to seeing me masturbate. in my past i was in a relationship that we would regularly have sex within sight of my partners mother. the cool thing is she would walk right up to us waring a loosly fitting robe as we were going at it and ask us if we would like something to eat. and with a wink say that we needed to keep our energy up. lots of great food to go with great sex.

  • You people are so fucking nasty when i masturbait its when no one is in the house im on my computer with some paper towels and a paper cup to cum in ( which i throw right away. And if ppl r home i jus say dam i gota take a dump and go sit on my toilet while watching pornhub mobile on my ipod and i jus cum in the toilet. Funny thing is sometimesi do actually shit first.

  • I sit on my computer chair whilst watching lesbian porn and i just cum on my pubes(around that area i meant not directly on them) coz im young and it doesnt reach as far unlike everyone else because i havnt fully devoloped. And on my bed i lay down and think of someone hot in school and masterbate. i masterbate around 4 times a day and never get bored or tired of it. Im a bi and actaully tasted my own cum before and yea... Thats enough details.

  • I normally do it on my bed and cum on my chest. But then it smells if i rub it in so i get some kind of object to wipe it of with then drop the object in the bin. Recent objects courswork drafts Book token pencil. The current one is epic it can be used 52 times. PACK OF CARDS!!! yeh just wipe it off then bin it. Problem solved.



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